Star Trek, Star Wars, and the Holy Bible 

 
The story I must tell is all about survival. 

It's about Star Trek, Star Wars, and the Holy Bible. 

The story I must tell turns out a little sad. 

Darth Vader says, "Luke, I'm your Dad." 


Long, long ago, on the Earth somewhere 

Job on his knees says, "Beam me up, Lord, are you there?" 

Mary sends a message, "Save me Obi-wan." 

Luke says, "Abraham, I don't want to be your son." 


The Death Star attacks the Star Ship Enterprise. 

The dark side of the Force takes Scotty by surprise. 

Captain Kirk cries out. Jesus comes to him. 

"Damn it," Jesus says, "I'm not a savior, Jim.” 


I know I know, I know 

That’s how the story goes. 

I know I know I know I see 

Chapter 6, episode 22, season 6, verse 33. 


Moses parts the sea with his golden light saber. 

Three Jedi Knights pray to Yoda in the manger. 

In heaven Mr. Spock shakes God’s hand. 

"Your logic, sir, I do not understand." 


I know I know, I know 

That’s how the story goes. 

I know I know I know I see.

Chapter 6, episode 22, season 6, verse 33.