White Men Rule the World

You look at me and wonder who the hell am I.
Pale, sad, out-of-shape, an average useless guy.
But I'm here to tell you, I was born the king,
The master, the ruler, the Lord of everything.
I'm the Prince of Peace. I'm the Duke of Earl.
I'm white and I'm a man.
White men rule the world.
White men rule the world.

When I walk down the street policemen wave at me.
Wherever I want I stop and drop my khaki shorts and pee.
I take every prize, I get every girl.
Let women stare at my combed-over hair.
White men rule the world.
White men rule the world.

I wake up in the morning and servants bring me food.
I play air guitar in front of the mirror in the nude.
See me strut my stuff. Watch my flag unfurl.
Anointed at birth to conquer the earth,
Look at me race up into space.
White men rule the world.
White men rule the world.
White men rule!
White men rule!
I rule the world!